On my wedding day, I’m gonna recite my vows twice.
Once at the altar and again in the bedroom.
With my tongue.
On her pussy.
One letter at a time.
wear your armor
whether it’s makeup, a band tshirt, your fandom pins, tattoos, jewelry, your favorite ripped pair of jeans, or something no one else can touch or see like your favorite song repeating like a mantra in your head, the sound of your own heartbeat, or the knowledge that you were brave enough to get out of bed today when everything else inside you said “no”
wear your armor and kick ass
why cant i be attractive like everyone on tumblr
Let me be your:
7am morning fuck before you go to work
Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind
5pm cuddle after a long days work
11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day
2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”
Where these kind of women at?
when im dead sext me through a ouija board
- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)